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MensajeTema: Jokes from my friend Pooh.   Jokes from my friend Pooh. EmptyDom Mayo 20, 2007 8:59 am

Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these!".
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good joke, or its a real life?
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Both things I pressume, Erick... LOL
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